Value proposition

I am a goddamn delight

In a pitch meeting, Aaron Reynolds tossed out a very silly idea. The reaction in the room was so violently negative that afterwards he questioned if he knew what he was doing at all. But then he remembered: he was in that meeting because they needed and wanted him there. So he took the pitch and executed it. In two short years it became his day job, a merchandise empire, and in fall of 2019, a book.

The team has grown since then. Aaron continues to write the jokes, Nick Renaud manages the website, Rebecca Burt is in charge of customer support, Joe Burt runs partnerships, Ryan Matthews and Nick Burch handle wholesale and shipping, Anthony Ruttgaizer works on ads and social media posts. The other random people below who claim to work here? We have no idea who the fuck they are.

humor, social media, writing, art, birds, and Spite